Every time I visit my family I feel that I am in competition with lil' sis.
Mom: I think lil' sis's eyes are bigger than yours. Stand side by side. Let me see...oh definitely lil' sis!
Then my mom marvels at lil sis' ability to match colors.
Mom: Look how that blue shirt matches with the blue in her jacket!

I want praise and attention! me! everyone read this blog and tell me I'm funny!

I'm jealous of the girl whose life motto was "I'm Chrissy in training!"