I had a dream last night that a giant robot was destroying the town by bouncing a red ball into buildings.
This girl rushed to grab the ball and hide it from him. "NO!" I shouted. "He'll kill you!"
"He won't," she responded. "I'm too pretty."
The robot grabbed the ball and threw it at her she lived but was no longer pretty.
Robots do not care for human ideals.
3 comments:
Moral of the story: always listen to Chrissy.
I've seen small red balls have similar destructive results in a kitchen. Why hasn't anyone thought of it as a weapon before?? It'd really have to be black, though, to instill proper fear.
This blog has some serious potential.
I'll be watching...
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