I really want to go hiking to a waterfall tomorrow. If you are at a waterfall you have a 49% chance of seeing a unicorn. (There is also a 20% chance of seeing a werewolf.)
(Here in the Northwest, there is a 20% chance there will be a moody lesbian Vampire.)
I think I will be staying home with Adia, who is sick. There is 76% change of boredom. At least there is a 31% chance that in her sickness she will watch the Iron Giant. Like most little girls, she gets excited over robots.
It will be sad when Adia turns 4 and can tell us whatever she wants. The movies will be 100% chance of being something heinous like a talking dog movie or something else unbearable.
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I get 16% excited over seeing robots. I would be 84% excited about seeing a unicorn though, and 100% excited about seeing a robot unicorn.
There is a 60% chance that Rebecca would not know a robot unicorn if it spiked her on the nose.
You make my day a much happier, funnier place, Chrissy. Thank you.
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