Every one has one

Adia looks more like her dad each day.
Speaking on family I haven't posted since I've had my family in town.
Lil sis and little sister were leaving, "Don't forget your toothbrushes!" I told them.
Later Spencer and I went to brush our teeth.
Me: Look Spencer, I told them to grab their toothbrushes and they forgot them!
Spencer: eh, looks like they took mine.
Me: Spencer it has to be around here. (I start to look) They took mine too!

The Donald Duck in me wants to get mad but I'm too confused. It's not like any of the toothbrushes looked alike, one was electric.
Their teeth better sparkle with freshly stolen power.

Sweded

I finally got to see Be kind rewind, I had been wanting to see that for a really long time.
Two weekends ago Spencer wanted to rent X-men two, I wanted to watch Be kind rewind it wasn't out to video yet.
I was only in the mood for a comedy so I wouldn't give in.
Spencer searched online for a pirated X-men to watch alone.

Instead, Spencer found this:
X-men made by Filipino kids
And here is another one

So we both won, he got a sweded X-Men movie.

Oh please go check out the website for the BKR movie it's great. They remake the internet

you can make a difference

Spencer hasn't shaved in three weeks and I know what he is doing.
Every Summer he has tried to grow a beard. He won't tell me cause I will protest with pickets. I don't know if you can tell from this picture but he CAN'T grow facial hair.
There are significantly large and frequent bald patches which make him look like a 15 year old who thinks he can pass for 18.
Genetics has banned him and his immediate family from accomplishing this.
Not being able to grow a luscious man-beard has made them fight the harder for this.
They color in and comb over I am not fond of this tradition and I'm stamping his dream here, it's not happening.

Please, email Spencer and tell him to shave.
I've tried to just do it my self but he runs away from me.

ETERNITY................

Spencer: Du dun don dabble diddle diddle dee.
Me: Stop that it's annoying
Spencer: dun dun. How do I make this noise? I'm not even a fiddle.

This is something I deal with regularly.

When my church asked me to teach the girl 16-18 I thought they had the wrong idea. "Are you sure you don't mean 6-8 ?"

After several months I am positive they must have the wrong person. We had a meeting to discuss decorating a bulletin board. (Arrrgh and they wonder why the boys have better turnout to activities) I said unicorns. And in my defense if you do a google image search of unicorns it promises some hilarious entertainment.

It seemed like my ideas were not what they were looking for which is totally fine I just think I was probably in the wrong place. Oh well I get to teach them all my false doctrines on Sundays. This Sunday my lesson is about how turtles use to do baptisms for the dead and the temple is where we play naked basketball.

P.S. I had a friend who really thought that's why people had to have a recommendation to go the temple, cause we play naked basketball.

and that's where babies come from

I went to the park today and a little boy around 5 or six came over to Adia to show her a ladybug he found.
I saw an ash grey ladybug nearby which I thought was a baby. Turns out real baby ladybugs are scary monsters.
"That's not a baby!" the kid tells me. "Ladybugs are first eggs then they turn into a caterpillars and then they get a clitoris ..."
I tried really hard not to laugh.

I can't hear you when you whine

Adia is on full steam with her whining today.
Blessed nap time came only with Spencer interrupting it with, "I FORGOT PAPERS BRING THEM TO SCHOOL NOW!"
Today Adia:
Spilt rice milk on the floor, juice and peanut butter.
Drooled peanut butter on my shirt, wiped spaghetti on another and banana on the next shirt.
Still I could not seem to keep her happy.
Spencer will be in Idaho this weekend so I feel extra frustrated knowing I won't get a break for a full week from now (next week is finals.)
When Spencer got home I handed him Adia and ordered them to play for 45 min so I could be alone.

I'm eating Adia's snack foods as payback.

I'm debating drooling it on her clean clothes but she already got mud on the outfit she is wearing today.