Friday, December 4, 2009

died at the hands of a circus side show

I have a really good idea for a post but haven't been able to post since I've been on the brink of death. Some people might call what I had a "cold" but I am pretty sure the common cold isn't runny nose, sneezing, and headache. That really can only mean I am dying.

The doctor had the most glorious beard I have ever seen. Her beard was far greater then anything my husband could grow. Sorry Spencer.

When the the doctor left, my sister in law turned to me eyes wide and whispered, "Did you see that beard!?"

I felt bad for talking about it, I mean what if she didn't realize she had a long full beard? What if it was like getting spinach stuck in your teeth? I quickly came to the conclusion that beards do not grow without the owner of the face noticing. My conclusion has settled that instead of shaving or waxing that is is proud of her luxurious beard.

It must feel great to have such a warm face through the winter.

unicorn girl with a beard

6 comments:

Raych said...

Spencer would never win a beard growing contest... just face it big bro.

Mark Nott said...

scruff is ok
full on beard is not ok

Rebecca said...

She would have had a great career in the circus. Too bad she chose medicine instead.

Chrissy said...

Honestly she wasn't very nice.

Spencer Ellsworth said...

She wasn't very nice because her parents would never let her run away to join the circus. Obviously she maintains the bear anyway.

whitney said...

Gotta say, I wouldn't be very nice if I had a full beard either. I'd assume that every patient who saw my beard was going to go blog about it...

that being said, the have a ponder commercial you posted was hilarious. I couldn't stop myself and watched them all.