I hate potty training. I don't want to spend time reading books on it either. I just want someone to say this is how you do it and get it done with. I tried giving her a jedgie (jelly) beans after every potty sitting, we got new underwear, new potty decorated it with stickers and she has seen her friends and people she admired use the potty. She just stands where she is and watches the pee fall out.
I am taking Melanie's idea and banning her from potty training till she is three.
This was my last straw:
She has a book about dogs, a fabric book where you feel the dog fur. She used the book as a stepping stool and peed all over it.
"UGH!" I groan. "That's disgusting."
"I a goofy goober!" says the excited Adia.
"No," I said, "you're a hobo."
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