RANT!

My parents filed an anti-harassment against a neighbor. The court (without looking at the evidence) threw it out because my other neighbors love this guy and related stories of memories that happened before they even moved to the area. My favorite from a neighbor who moved in when I was 18, was a memory of my neighbor allowing me and my siblings to play in his garage with his toys.

So, if someone is filing an anti-harassment... doesn't it seem reasonable to assume that they need it?

For Easter Spencer got me this stupid little nodding guy which I totally love and enjoy watching it on my desk.
I also got a bunch of honey.

can terrible two's come at 10 months?

Yesterday I took the phone away from Adia. She freaked windmilling her arms smacking me in the face. She hit me and screamed so I took her into a empty corner of the room and sat holding her trying to get her to calm down. She tried to bite my face instead. This went on for five minutes till I gave up and put her to bed.

But on a cute note she did wake me up yelling "MOoooOM!" from her crib.

At least she found the kid

My friend has four year old twin boys. Most of the time her children multiply themselves and add more until she ends up with 7 kids.
The game of choice is dress up. Clothes are scattered all over the play room while they dress up and play. Once when I came over I found one of the twins in a rainbow sparkle skirt borrowed from his older sister. He told me he was a "Dragon Slayer."
The main problem my friend runs into is when it is time for the boys' friends to leave.
"um... where is Ethan's ____(enter article of clothing)___?"
The worst my friend told me when one of the kids was picked up and they couldn't find his underwear.

lesson on drugs

When my grandma gave us money she would say, "now don't you go rolling it and smoking it."

suicide squirrels

Bellingham is full of suicide squirrels.
When Spencer and I go running squirrels dash out in front of us. It's pretty freaky since you don't see any of them till this jet black rodent dashes out trying desperately to get stepped on or at least accidentally kicked into the air. I scream every time then laugh, not unlike a handicapped child.
There are two squirrels in our yard that run up to me when I open the front door. I thought they were cute until they were almost touching me. I realized that they were just rats with adorable tails and ran inside, I use the back door now.